It all went wrong from the word go. We had to bribe our way into Africa . The mandatory yellow fever shot was supposed to have been injected 15 days prior. Not a week as our papers showed. The custom’s officer at the Dar-es Salam airport threatened to send us back on the next flight but after a bit of filibuster extended a greasy palm.
In Zanzibar there was a power crises. The undersea cable had snapped, plunging the island in darkness. We spent sleepless nights in mosquito invested , hot and humid hotel rooms and when we asked for bath water the surly waiter told us to take a swim in the ocean.
Our safari jeep stalled in the middle of Serengeti and two-days later deep in the Ngorongoro Crater, just a gallop away from the Crater lions. And in the end , at the office , Musa, the quite, polite guide metamorphosed into a bellicose bully and almost thrashed us all for demanding refunds.
It had only been a fortnight and Africa had begun to seem like a scary place already. But there is nothing more scary than a girlfriend who has been dragged willy-nilly into the African bush. She would rather have us spend the money shopping in a DLF Mall and had begun to nag even before we saw our first giraffe. Partly to placate her, and partly for my love for curios , I took her shopping on the penultimate day, in a handicraft bazaar in Arusha, Tanzania.
On the way back to our hotel, loaded with African object de arts , I thought we had had our share of adventures for one trip. Tomorrow we would take the long road journey back to Dar es Salaam to catch our flight back to India.
Slung over my shoulders was my Nikon D700 attached with my newly acquired 24-70mm Nikkor lens. In it, the 32gb memory card had the exploits of the day- ; photographs of the exotic Maasai in their villages or bomas. In one distant village, the Maasai even danced for my benefit. The tall lean men swirled in their rhythmic war-formations jumping high and hissing reptile-like and humming drone- like, while their women rotated giant shell- necklaces around their necks. It had gone on well towards the end.
And then it happened.
“They came from nowhere”, I told the police later. But I am sure the muggers had been following us for a while. Most of us have filmy notions of street-muggings. You are walking down a dark deserted alley when hooded hoodlums waylay you. They pull a gun or knife on you and say stuff like “Your money or your life’.
But it took me a couple of minutes just to realize that I had been mugged at all. It happened so fast that my memory of it is a sort of blur.
I remember we reached an intersection when I felt a tug on my camera strap. A stout man materialized in front of me and whipped out a knife. I slipped into a fuzzy nebulous state.
He said something in Swahili. Maybe it was, ‘’ Your camera or your life’’. But I heard only a dull buzz in my head. Having lulled me into a shock with the knife, he snatched the camera. Then I felt a hand go over my trouser pockets. His accomplice was making a bid for my wallet. Fortunately his hand did not slip through and the duo ran across the street, swerved into an alley and disappeared.
When i first shot this painting i thought it was a man in an erotic embrace with a woman. But I realised it was actually a warning about pick-pockets, Moshi- Tanzania
I looked on zombie like. Did I just get mugged in broad daylight? It was the most bustling part of town. The two dozen or so people who saw the heist walked on without batting an eye. At the shop opposite, unemployed youth stood smoking casually just as before. A lady on the payment two feet from me, continued to sell corn and the cars whizzed by just as lugubriously.
My girlfriend’s shopping bags were intact and she looked somewhat relieved. After what seemed an eternity we found a cab to take us to the police station. The driver knew little English and as he raced down a lonely stretch, I thought he was part of the gang. But thankfully he was just trying to get us to the station fast.
At the police station, a pot-bellied inspector took down my complaint. He said he had to get the evidence the traditional way. He took us in his jeep to the crime spot and in a style reminiscent of Indian police, picked up random people on the street.
I asked the inspector why had he caught innocent bystanders. He said some of them must know the culprits. My report was lodged so the inspector had to show he had done his duty by me. He would not listen. He threatened the young boys in the station for over an hour with dire consequences. These young boys hated me. A foreigner who could not take care of his stuff and getting them into trouble like this. I could not look them in the eyes. I was lucky to be leaving town by an early morning bus the next day.
I lost the camera and sometime later the girlfriend but I carry a bit of Africa with me. The stories and the adventures you experience in life are far more valuable and makes life all that more exciting and meaningful.
That was sheer bad luck, I guess! And a high-price to pay for trusting your ‘expectations’. But I guess it made you a lot more alert and watchful since the incident!
Pity. And on the last day too. Guess it was wise of you to let the camera go.
Your article reminds me of my trip to Ethiopia a few years ago, or rather of all the dire warnings in LP prior to the trip.
Lovely photos by the way. Esp like the second one from the top, of the landscape with the Masai walking.
Safe adventures.
Hi Deepika, Yes thats usually the best thing to do. Though you have no other option. I hope your Ethopian trip was safe. Thank you.
Have you received any advice for the future? Does insurance cover such thefts? Do you insure your equipment?
And when are you having coffee at Kunzum? 🙂
Stories of travel going bad. But I hope we never see those times again and you’re camera is always safe. Safe trails!
Living now in world’s 2nd most crime prone city Johannesburg for the last 1&1/2 yrs I would say that the 1st thing u don’t do in Africa is appear like a tourist with yr camera hanging down yr neck or on yr shoulder.. or brandish yr latest smart phone..I wonder why LP doesnt mention as a dont.
Anyways Cameras can come n go …thankful u r safe!…
Lovely pics i must say..n u r lucky to see a lion chasing his kill…after 3 visits to Kruger I am yet to see any chases!